侠猫Vice Shifu

An old kung fu cat in a bamboo hat. He left the mountains, moved into a beach motel in Vice City and now waits for GTA 6 with a brush in his paw.

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A cat in a woven bamboo hat with a long white beard on a Vice City boardwalk at dusk

Photo of Shifu goes here (Nano Banana)

Shifu at Vice Beach, waiting.

What the Chinese box says

In China, Grand Theft Auto is sold as 侠盗猎车手. Tap each character.

The chivalrous bandit who hunts cars. That is the official name.

Vice City. Literally the city of sin.

His hat. Every wandering swordsman has one.

What you call him. He has not answered to anything else since 1987.

So a 侠 is already the hero of GTA, at least on the Chinese box. Shifu read that, packed his brush, his ink stone and his seal, and took the night bus to Leonida. Now he sits on the boardwalk, paints for anyone who asks, and waits for the sixth game like everyone else.

Paint with Shifu

Every evening he sits down in room 6 with his ink stone and paints for whoever knocks. Tonight that is you.

Drag to paint. Press harder or move slower for a fatter stroke. A long stroke runs out of ink and leaves white streaks, the old masters call that flying white. Finish with his seal.

Shifu at a motel table with a calligraphy brush, ink stone and red seal

The seals on the painting

Old Chinese paintings carry the red seals of everyone who owned them. Shifu's portrait gets a new one at every market cap below. The top of this page stamps them by itself once the coin is live.

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    How to buy

    1. Get a wallet

      Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper, like a scroll, and keep it offline.

    2. Add some SOL

      Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

    3. Swap for $SHIFU

      Open the buy link above, paste the contract, check it matches, swap.